After the honey moon

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
"Oh mamma!" she exclaimed.
"The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!"
No sooner had she spoken the words then she burst out crying.
"But mamma . . . as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language.
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